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⚡ Thunder's Kitchen

🥕⚡ Carrot & Celery Bolts + Thunder's Bolt Dip

High crunch. Excellent structural integrity.

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⏱ 10 minutes

🍽 Serves 4

🔥 NO COOK

⭐ Easy

Measured and recorded

You'll need

The Bolts

  • 3 carrots, washed and cut into sturdy sticks
  • 3 celery stalks, washed and cut into sturdy sticks

Thunder's Bolt Dip

  • 3/4 cup plain Greek yogurt
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp dried dill
  • 1/4 tsp onion powder
  • Small pinch of salt

Method

Let's make it

  1. Wash the carrots and celery and cut them into sturdy sticks.

  2. Stir all of the dip ingredients together until smooth.

  3. Refrigerate the dip until serving.

  4. Arrange the carrot and celery sticks like lightning bolts around the dip.

Cooking options

🥣 No Heat Required

Nothing is cooked — a grown-up does the cutting, then everything is stirred and chilled.

⚡ Thunder's Results

CARROT LEVEL
REINDEER APPROVED
CELERY STRUCTURE
STABLE
CRUNCH LEVEL
THUNDEROUS
DIP COMPATIBILITY
EXCELLENT
FINAL VERDICT
HIGHLY CRUNCHABLE

In Thunder's kitchen

  • Thunder: “High crunch. Excellent structural integrity.”
  • Jack: “It's a carrot.”
  • Thunder: “A structurally excellent carrot.”

Contains: Milk. Always check the labels on your own ingredients with a grown-up.

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Thunder: “If it tastes great, it's a recipe. If it tastes bad, it's an experiment.”

Jack: “What if it explodes?”

Thunder: “Then it's research.”

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