Skip to content

⚡ THUNDER'S KITCHEN

…and Occasionally, a Spontaneous Laboratory.

Real recipes, properly measured, tested in a real kitchen by a reindeer who takes deliciousness extremely seriously.

Thunder: If it tastes great, it's a recipe. If it tastes bad, it's an experiment.

Jack: What if it explodes?

Thunder: Then it's research.

Thunder's recipes

  • 🍎🌩️ Thunder's Boomin' Applesauce

    Soft, cinnamon-warm applesauce made in the microwave in about fifteen minutes.

    ⏱ About 15 minutes🍪 Makes about 2 cups🔥 MICROWAVE⭐ Easy

    REVEAL MY RECIPE!: Thunder's Boomin' Applesauce
  • 🥕⚡ Thunderstruck Carrot Cake

    with Jack's Frosting ❄️

    A soft, cinnamon-spiced carrot cake finished with Jack's cool cream cheese frosting.

    ⏱ About 55 minutes, plus cooling🍽 Serves 8–10🔥 OVEN⭐ Medium

    REVEAL MY RECIPE!: Thunderstruck Carrot Cake
  • 🍌⚡ Thunder's Banana Pudding

    A No-Bake North Pole Recipe

    Layers of vanilla wafers, ripe bananas and cool pudding, chilled until it sets.

    ⏱ About 15 minutes, plus at least 2 hours chilling🍽 Serves roughly 8–10🔥 NO COOK⭐ Easy

    REVEAL MY RECIPE!: Thunder's Banana Pudding

Thunder's Kitchen Rule: heat is a grown-up variable. Ask a grown-up for help with ovens, hot bowls and escaping steam.