North Polish Regional Command 🇨🇦🎅🇵🇱
NASA, if it were run entirely by Christmas elves with cocoa in one hand and tinsel in the other. Every readout below is gloriously fictional.
Weather Station
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Chance of Christmas: —
Flight Control
Sleigh: —
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Visitor on deck
Unnamed Visitor
No job assigned · Stamps: —/32 · Badges: 0/24
Mission Control data is highly classified, mostly fictional, and occasionally supplied by elves. No real sleigh, reindeer or Santa is being tracked.
Orders of the day
Mission Control issues one silly assignment per day to this device. It ticks itself off only when you genuinely carry it out.
Daily Order · DRT
NPO-20260916-30
Issued by the Department of Reindeer Transportation
Visit Reindeer Flight Control, check the sleigh status board and make sure Thunder & Lightning are still pointing the right way.
Reward (fictional): Christmas Spirit +1 · One honorary runway wave
Collecting today's order from Mission Control…
All systems, one desk
Every North Pole system reports here. Pick a console and go and have a look.
